KiaSu Singaporean

*Puts receipts in our hands*

"Ah boy, can u help auntie change these receipts for voucher.. Help me.. Each customers is only entitled to have one voucher..."

....

I have no idea how this woman manage to get the WHOLE lot of receipts worth a total of nearly $300! It's obvious she didn't spend that amount of money cos she was only carrying two plastic bag, of which one contains a McDonald's regular drink. Don't know pick up from where sia..

She absolutely did not look rugged, dirty, poor or anywhere near a begger.. She looked like any normal aunties u can find on the streets.. Its Obvious she's just cheapo..

To our amazement, we were not the only one she approached.. Youngsters in front and behind of us were too, were queuing up for her..

Ronald and I was like WTF?! So damn CHEAPO!!!! NB WASTE OUR TIME SIA! Don't care, these vouchers are sooooo ours lor..

So, we exchanged the voucher and cha-bo-ed!

Sank you auntie! Just your luck to bump into basturds like us.. LOL....

Welcome to the wonderful world of english!

Ok, I know my English is not that fantastic but it is not this bad!!!

(in courtesy of the WONDERFUL Lecturers of NYP SCL Molecular Biotechnolgy)

More - Mu-wo ("touch" in Chinese)
Modern - Mu-wo- dern
RNA - R eng A
Southern blotting - Sudden blotting
Genes - Jinx
Lowering - Lollering
Essential - Essen-shoe
Tissue - Tis-siew
Error - Arrow
Polarisation - Polaration
Thousand - Sousend
Hundred- Hundren
Neurominidase - New....... Ro.... Mi....... Ni..... Dase.....
Oseltamivir - Osel... Don't know what..

(.......and my personal favourite.......)
Thank you - Sank you!!!!!!!!

Trust me.. There's more to come.. Just need to search for them.. Don't know where I wrote them...

Sank you!

NYP SCL Molecular Biotechnology course.

Life sciences is the future!

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Kiss my ass...
What are u going to do after u graduate from Poly?
Wash test tube..
Think about it, who does all the studies and research? Do u think u, poly graduate or maybe even a degree holder, will be the one who will be doing those things u see on TV? No! Those are done by people who has Permanent Head Damaged people! Whereas, polygraduates are nothing more than dogs.. Dogs to wash the test tube..

LIM CHAI YAN:
"So class u see? there's no need to memorise all these! All you need is your foundations!"
DANIEL KANG:
"In order to build your foundation, you need to memorise!!"

-.-

Life at NYP for the past 3 years is just reports, projects, presentations, tests, exams,reports, projects, presentations, tests, exams,reports, projects, presentations, tests, exams,reports, projects, presentations, tests, exams,reports, projects, presentations, tests, exams,reports, projects, presentations, tests, exams,reports, projects, presentations, tests, exams,reports, projects, presentations, tests, exams.
EVERYTHING IS MEMORISING MEMORISING MEMORISING! U CANT ESCAPE IT HERE IN NYP SCL MB.

Not just that.. every semesters, u get bonus! ONE MORE MODULE BONUS! That makes it a total of 9 modules I am taking this sem! YAYS! -.-

NO LIFE.....

"Hey Dan, why dont u get urself a CCA?"
Do I look like I've got time in this condemned course? reports, projects, tests, exams, reports, projects, tests, exams, reports, projects, tests, exams, thats all!!

Everywhere in the school, u will see a banner saying:
Nanyang Polytechnic: Choose it, Live it and Love it..

To me, it's more like:
Nanyang Polytechnic: Choose it, Live it and REGRET it..

People coming here.. Dun think twice.. think many many times....